22-Page PDF Birth Chart Report Written by Emily Klintworth

When I first began offering astrology readings professionally, I wanted to give my clients something tangible to take with them—something they could hold, revisit, and use as a mirror long after our session ended. So I purchased the rights to distribute several prewritten astrology reports.

They were beautiful in theory, but in practice… they just didn’t land. My clients were overwhelmed. The reports were packed with data, dense with technical terms, and hard to digest—especially for those new to astrology. I could see it in their faces: confusion where there should’ve been clarity, information overload where there should’ve been insight.

So I sat down and wrote my own.

I designed Your Astrology Report to feel like a sacred conversation, not an encyclopedia of terms you don't know. I wanted it to be something you’d want to curl up with. Something that could teach you astrology—but would also reflect it back to you in a way that felt like remembering. I quietly sold the guide for years, and the response was beyond what I imagined. 

And then one day, in a strange little witchy coffee shop inside a remodeled old high school, I did a tarot reading with a friend. I didn’t ask a big question. I wasn’t looking for permission. But I left with a clear message: it’s time to give this away for free. As a gift.

It was resonant for me. Because years ago, my sister gave me an astrology reading for my 30th birthday. I didn’t know much about charts then, but something clicked. The essence of that reading marked me. It reminded me of who I was, why I came here, and what I needed to do next.

My hope is that Your Astrology Report does the same for you.

What You Can Expect

This isn’t a traditional astrology report. It’s not a data dump or a personality profile. It’s a soul-guided map, written in a language meant to stir something ancient in you. It is my voice. My way of teaching and sharing.

You won’t need to be an astrologer to feel this. It’s here to reflect your essence. To hand you the keys you may have forgotten were already yours.

How To Receive It

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